lextheloser:

fartgallery:

one of my best skills is being able to tell which download button is the actual download button

You’re hired

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bilalsohail:

This is literally something my friends would do to me and I would fall for it

bilalsohail:

This is literally something my friends would do to me and I would fall for it

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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insanekirby:

It is scientific fact that Wonder Woman is perfect.  Only her writers are flawed.

(Source: jasonttodd)

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rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

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humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

(Source: queenpalms)

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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